Nobody’s immune to breast cancer.
when adults are like “wOW YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS YOU MUST HAVE A MILLION BOYS CHASING AFTER YOU OH MY GRACIOUS ME YOU’RE SO GROWN UP HOW ARE YOU NOT TAKEN YET HAHAHA”
what is snoop dogg even doing with his life
uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LION
no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy
"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you
when you can’t think of a good comeback so you just
*stabs you in the chest* why are u screaming i said april fools wtf calm down
i went to a gay bar last night and they had an entire menu dedicated to tater tots why do some straight people even think they’re superior to the gays they’re not even close