" haha jk we had sex"
That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.
Funky traffic cop doing it right
if you need a laugh just pause this at any point [via]
every moment of this vine is true perfection
matching icons for u & the bae
my boyfriend sent me this without a word
i cant believe this showed up on my dash after so long of traveling tumblr
i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
everyone’s always like talking about how john green’s an author and how it’s funny that he does weird stuff
but like hank green
has a degree in biochemistry
and a master’s degree in environmental studies
and he does stuff
I mean c’mon how great is he
This is never not funny