Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me what’s happening right now on Tumblr.
I know what’s happening right now on Tumblr.
I never leave.
Happy Birthday, Lauren Lopez!
Just to get this straight, in this double page spread there are:
- Fat women
- Of different races
- Who are unedited (note the stomach and the rolls)
- And are being praised for being the weight they are (and eating what they want)
- While they are all being quotes talking about being healthy at any weight
I mean, this still isn’t perfect, but this is pretty damned impressive for a mainstream tabloid.
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
[On how she got her role on ‘Hugo’] “Basically, I got a call from my agency and they were like “Look, Martin Scorsese is making a movie,” […] they said “We’re only casting local brits because we want the real accent, we want the whole thing,” and I was like “Okay, well. You know, I’ll do a tape and I’ll audition for it.” So I wore a little wig, and I did everything in a british accent, and he loved it. So he flew me and Asa Butterfield— the kid who played Hugo— to New York to do an audition for him, in front of him. So I flew out there, keeping up the act that I was british […] And then as I was leaving — luckily, he was amused — I said in my regular voice, “Bye Marty!” and he was like, “Wait. What? Where’d your accent go?” And I was like…”
do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”
she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it
hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i’d like surgery to remove my hand
"I need someone who
Sees the fire in my eyes and
wants to play with it."
I needed to do this.
somebody get her some ice for that burn goddamn.
Someone call the hospital we have a serious burn victim here.
You have won, sir.