At work today I spoke to a travel agent who had customers with the name Cumberbatch and my heart actually jumped. Then I got distracted by the realisation of how sad my life is
how to annoy the fuck out of tumblr users
You are turd.
fabulousshrimp asked: Okay, I'm hearing so much of two girls one cup again and I still haven't seen it. Can you link me
Proceed with great caution
Commas can be important.
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
Daniel Radcliffe launches the Kill Your Darlings Cut Up Art exhibition in London.
"The best part of having a relationship is getting to call the person or lay down next to them and tell them all the crazy things that happened to you all day long, and in the end that’s what it’s about, kids. It’s not about the sex, it’s not about the money that they give you or whatever. It’s not about how good-looking they are, it’s about, can they listen to you talk for hours and hours and hours about stupid shit that doesn’t matter."
I’m going to repeatedly reblog this.
So much hope.
This gave me chills.
love this so freaking much
i got chills omg
Full Circle (2013)
Tom. Honey. Why you cry?
Christmas is so close i can almost smell the mistletoe im not going to be kissed under
i think the best feeling is when you make someone that you like a lot laugh and their face lights up and they start giggling and you’re really happy that you were able to make someone so beautiful smile so much